AAD in NOLA PART TWO

AAD in NOLA PART TWO

Wednesday was more or less a free day. I had time to show Sebastian around the Quarter before the convention officially began. I also walked my Dante’s French Quarter tour route with him to see how it flowed and quickly discovered I needed to start at the spot I originally intended to end at. LOL. Being from Oregon, we rarely see thunderstorms, so we were thrilled to experience one that first day. The skies rumbled and talked and the rain POURED. (Fortunately, it was warm rain.) We stood outside in front of the hotel along with other guests and watched nature’s furious, spectacular display. The thunder was so loud at one point, I fought the urge to surrender to my primeval self and cower while babbling about the gods and their apparent displeasure with puny humans. The street filled with water that quickly surged over the curbs and onto the sidewalk and geysered up out of manhole covers. All in all, pretty damned awesome.

Earlier in the year, I had participated in the Brenda Novak’s Online Auction for the Cure of Diabetes, offering to have dinner with a winning bidder while at AAD. I was meeting the winner in the lobby of the Royal Sonesta that evening, Shelly Younger. We had dinner at a restaurant across the street that featured quick and friendly service along with marvelous food and drink. Shelly and I chatted like we’d known each other for years and I had a wonderful time, one of the highlights of my visit. I’m so glad that Shelly won the bid! I couldn’t have asked for a better evening. Thanks so much, Shelly!

Me and auction winner Shelly.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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AAD in NOLA PART ONE

AAD in NOLA PART ONE

This was my first time at AAD (Authors After Dark) and the fact that it took place in New Orleans this year at the Royal Sonesta Hotel on Bourbon Street in the French Quarter was just powdered sugar on the beignet. I had a fantastic time at the convention and met tons of wonderful people. The atmosphere was relaxed and friendly, and I’ve never had a better time at a convention. I hope to attend again soon.

Since I hate flying and try to avoid it as much as possible (and, really, you would want me to avoid it too, if you were flying with me. I’m the one sitting rigidly in her seat, clutching the arm rests with white-knuckled hands, an expression of mingled terror and determination on my face as I fight to keep the plane in the air through sheer will power, and you’re wondering if I know something you don’t and feeling the first flutterings of panic in your belly), I decided to travel to New Orleans by train. Relaxed travel. Beautiful scenery. Civilized dining. No plummeting from the sky.

My eldest son, Sebastian (frontman for Kingdom Under Fire of Portland, Oregon) was traveling with me. He’d never been to New Orleans and hadn’t had a proper vacation in years. He took the train down from his home in Vancouver, Washington on August 2nd, and on August 3rd, we both boarded Amtrak for the first leg of our journey, a 27 hour trip to Los Angeles. Now, I’d only booked a sleeper car for us going to and returning from NOLA. I figured we could survive riding coach during the Eugene-LA, LA-Eugene portion of the trip. Ha! Silly me.

Me and my laptop in our compartment on Amtrak.

Folks, always book a sleeper car if you are riding the rails for twenty-four hours or more. Trying to curl up in those seats and sleep while the air conditioning is icing your toes isn’t advised unless you’ve had a few drinks first. Then you’ll no longer care about such trivial things such as comfort and warmth.

We arrived in Los Angeles on the 4th, then took a cab to an inexpensive hotel I’d found online. Our train for NOLA wasn’t leaving until Sunday night, so I’d found us a cheap hotel. Well, relatively. It cost $135 a night, so I’m expecting something halfway decent. We stroll into the hotel and the front desk clerk is behind a cage. Never a good sign, but we’re committed. Once we’ve been given our key and the TV remote (!!!), we go to our room and I notice that the hallway is bare of carpet, just a concrete floor. Again, not a good sign. The room is stuffy, but has two queen beds, a bathroom, TV, all the basics, so I’m starting to feel better. After all, we’re only there for a short time. We’re starting to relax, watching a little TV, then Sebastian asks, “Is that blood on the dresser? Down at the bottom?” No, of course not. But I take a look and try to come up with a reasonable excuse for the dark stuff spattering the wood. Soy sauce. BBQ Sauce. Hair dye. Then I notice that the drapes have random spatters of the same dark stuff.

We decide it’s best to not mention anything about bloodstains in our room. Maybe that’s why there’s no carpet in the hall and front desk clerk is in a cage. We lock the door and go to sleep.

Sebastian at Union Station in Los Angeles.

On the 5th, we spent over 10 hours at Union Station waiting for our train to NOLA. Fortunately, the station was not only beautiful with comfortable seating, but it had several eateries and stores. The time actually passed quickly. The time to depart finally rolled around and then we were boarding our sleeper car for New Orleans. Due to the misleading angles used in the virtual tour of the compartments on Amtrak.com, the tiny size of the compartment surprised me. But it worked fine and traveling first class (all meals included) was great. And the scenery was beautiful as we traveled through Arizona, New Mexico, Texas, and Louisiana. We met interesting people in the dining car and, all in all, had a relaxing ride.

We arrived in New Orleans on the 7th, taking a cab to our hotel in the French Quarter. No front desk clerk in a cage, no supposed bloodstains, just a fabulous hotel with gorgeous rooms and a warm, friendly staff.  It was great to be back in New Orleans! The weather was hot and humid and full of thunderstorms. Awesome thunderstorms–since we don’t get many in Springfield, Oregon. I showed my son around the Quarter that first night. Since the convention didn’t officially start until the next evening, we had time to explore.

 

Sebastian in front of statues of Wyatt Earp and Doc Holliday at the Tucson train depot.

 

French Quarter

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Interview with Dante and Heather

Interview with Dante and Heather

Dante and Heather sat down for an interview at Paranormal Romance Addict and had a great time. Von dropped in to add his two cents as well. The giveaway goes until April 28th and the winner will receive a signed copy of any of my books – winner’s choice. So drop by, say hello, and enter!

Here’s a peek at the interview:

PRA: I am incredibly excited to interview Dante Baptiste and Heather Wallace today. Heather and Dante are two fabulous characters from Adrian Phoenix’s The Makers Song Series.

I know Dante’s not a big fan of interviews so I’ll try to be gentle. *looks over at Dante and grins* Well, unless you like it rough. *winks*
Dante: *laughs, the sound low and warm* Gentle? Ain’t familiar with that word. I only know rough, so go on, give me your best, chère.
PRA: *looks over at Heather* Haha, sorry!
Heather: *smiles and flaps a hand* No need to apologize. I’m getting used to it. Hardly anyone says a word to Dante that isn’t brimming with sexual innuendo. Even me. *grins* I mean look at him.
Dante: *snorts*
Heather: *plants a quick kiss on his lips* Talk and innuendo I can deal with. But touching or kissing or groping – now that’s another matter altogether.
Dante: *teasing smile* Aw, I love it when you go all alpha female on me, catin.
Dante Blogs on Sex, Pet Peeves, and Motherf*cking Lies

Dante Blogs on Sex, Pet Peeves, and Motherf*cking Lies

I managed to convince Dante to sit down at the keyboard and share a few of thoughts on WereVampsRomance.  There’s also a big giveaway–a signed set of all 4 Maker’s Song books, and three other winners get a signed book of their choice.

CONTEST ENDS AT 11:59 PM TONIGHT APRIL 2nd (Pacific Time)!

Here’s a taste of what’s simmering in Dante’s mind:

To celebrate the release of the fourth book in The Maker’s Song saga, Etched in Bone, I convinced the story’s badass and beautiful Dante Baptiste—Cajun, sexy frontman for Inferno, not to mention nightkind AND Fallen (provided I can get him to stop rolling his eyes and pretending to gag) to join y’all and discuss a few subjects close to his heart. And now I turn the blog over to Dante.

Merci beaucoup, but a simple “it’s all yours, asshole” woulda done for an intro. For those of you who don’t know me, I’m Dante Baptiste, I live in New Orleans, and I’m the frontman for Inferno—among other things.

READ THE REST.

New Orleans Adventure

New Orleans Adventure

St. Peter and Bouron Streets

My friend Lynn picked me up at 5:30 AM (shudder . . . for both of us) and took me to the Eugene Airport to catch my first flight of a very long day, my flight to Seattle. (Since I waited until nearly the last moment to buy my ticket, I had my choice of several long, multiple plane flights. I chose the least hideous.) After a received my boarding pass (they wouldn’t allow me to check in online – I tried), I was told I needed to check in at the AA (no, not Alcoholics Anonymous, although that would’ve been interesting. American Airlines—not so much) gate in Seattle for my next boarding pass. Sigh. Okay.

Boarding and flight went well, all on time. Packed flight, a smaller propeller type plane. I was sitting beside a man my age who slept through the flight. I study the airplane disaster guide carefully, then note the nearest exit and plan my escape—provided I survive the crash.

We were served beverages and a little trail mix type snack. Not very yummy, but hey, nourishment.

We had quite a bit of turbulence the closer we got to Seattle due to rain and wind. I didn’t freak out during the turbulence (a first for me!), but I did white-knuckle the armrest as we made our landing, wings see-sawing from side to side. Episodes from 60 Seconds From Disaster flashed behind my eyes. I visualize making my escape from the burning wreckage. But it was a smooth landing, no problem.

Note to self: STOP WATCHING FRICKING PLANE CRASH SHOWS!!!

The walk to my next gate was very long and I’ve discovered just how out of shape and overweight I am since I broke my ankle last year as I lugged my carry on and laptop. Gah. Must redouble my exercise and weight loss efforts as soon as I get home.

People packed the gate—another full flight for this leg of the journey—from Seattle to Dallas. I spoke to a woman at AA’s service counter and she gave me my boarding pass for the third part of my journey and said she’d call me back up to the counter once they had a seat for me.

I noted that I wasn’t alone in waiting for seat assignment as I propped myself against a wall. No empty chairs in the lounge. I kept thinking, It’s Tuesday! Where the hell is everybody going?

So I watch the first class and premier passengers board (after the special needs individuals). I panic (mildly) when boarding is delayed because they’re still fixing . . . something. What? What are they fixing? Is it on the plane? What if the mechanic is incompetent and his “repair” leads to disaster during the flight?

I decide at that moment that if the airline asks me if they can bump me to another flight instead of assigning me a seat on this one, I’ll take it. Everyone else is doomed.

But they don’t bump me. They call me back to the service counter and assign me a seat. The doomed feeling passes. I accept my boarding pass and get in line.

Note to self: STOP WATCHING GODDAMNED PLANE CRASH SHOWS!!

As we’re milling like (doomed) cattle down the jetway, I suddenly don’t feel well. Is this another sign? Is this flight destined for disaster? Should I turn around and bolt, screaming, “It’s going down!! Run for your lives!! (And get arrested in the process for making threats, no doubt.) Then I realize I’m having a hot flash, I’m tired and hungry, and that’s why I don’t feel well, not because the plane is (once more) doomed.

Note to self: SEE ABOVE!

I’d hoped for an aisle seat (easier bathroom access), but I had the window seat in a row of three. Again, I study the airplane disaster guide and note the nearest exit. I make sure I know how to escape—provided I survive. Again.

Starving by this point, I was looking forward to the food I’d been told would be available for sale. We were served beverages, then . . . nothing. No food was offered! I wistfully watched the first class passengers being served all manner of food and drink (in real glasses! The drink, not the food) and yearned for another packet of trail mix.

The flight was smooth and uneventful. We even landed early due to a strong tail-wind most of the way. Surely the airport had food. I had plenty of time before my flight to New Orleans to eat.

My gate was in Terminal C. We arrived at Terminal A, so I took the skylink tram to the terminal since it was several dimensions away. I beelined for the nearest food kiosk and bought a sandwich and water. A veritable feast! Yummy. The TV at the gate announced that Charlie Sheen had been hospitalized. A supposed “allergic reaction” to medication or what the police at the scene called an EDP—an emotionally disturbed person. Yawn.

Another packed flight. Seriously, people? Where the hell are you going on Tuesday?? At least I had the aisle seat this time. But the flight was so short, it didn’t really matter. I study the disaster guide. Note nearest exit.

I dozed a little, convinced at last, that no crash was imminent and, really, no longer caring.

When not dozing or being unconcerned about my aerial fate, I noticed that I was sitting beside a woman reading an Ilona Andrews novel and a man perusing information about Tulane University.

We landed right on time—but that advantage was lost when we were forced to remain in the plane for another half hour while they waited for something. I’m not sure what. Maybe our plane needed to wing wrestle another plane for the right to disgorge passengers. If so, we lost.

Since we were allowed to turn our cell phones back on, all you heard throughout the plane were beeps and boops and chirping little signing in music. One-sided conversations blossomed everywhere. Text message received—beep-beep-beep.

Finally, we were freed from the plane. I found my suitcase on the carousel without a problem. When I exited the airport, it was like being wrapped up in a hot, wet blanket. Instant sweat. I realized then I hadn’t brought nearly enough clothes.

I then boarded the airport shuttle (with 13 other people) and went on a mad, bumpy journey to New Orleans. I had forgotten the driving techniques of the Big Easy—fast and insane—but had a quick refresher course as I clung to the headrest of the seat in front of me.

But I was okay with that. Fast and insane, but our driver clearly new what he was doing. I was second to last to be dropped off at my hotel.

Checked in, got settled in my room, then hit the streets for food. And an Abita. I still felt like I was wrapped in that hot, wet blanket. It was 86 degrees and at 80% humidity. But still. It was New Orleans! I ate some pizza, had an Abita Amber, then wandered around a bit, getting my bearings again. It’s been a little while since I’ve been back, but I had no trouble remembering my way around.

I’m happy to be back in the Big Easy! I’m looking forward to more research, writing, more tours, and meeting members of the Club Hell Yahoo group and fan club.

More of this adventure to come.